This Fucking Shit, Every Goddamned Day

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I am an extreme cat person but let it be known that if I see anyone blazed pictures of their cats just bc tumblr told them to I’m gonna hope that it gets a severe UTI and pees nasty infected piss all over your favorite things. I could be a lot meaner but I don’t want anyone overly sensitive coming at me lmao. If y’all got money to spend on useless, meaningless shit you got money to give to ppl who actually need it. Next thing you know tumblr is gonna reinvent crypto w it’s hot new thing “TumblrBucks” and y’all are gonna be crawling on your stomachs to get it and be all “It’s not the saaameee, they’re doing it IRONICALLY” and I’m gonna laugh when you drop 1,000 dollars down the drain

kitty talks so fuckin annoying

I feel like I’d be so good at rolling blunts bc I have a chronic nosebleeding problem and often don’t have time to sit there with a cold rag and pinch, so I tear an even strip of tissue paper and roll it into a cone and use that to plug it. I’ve been training my whole life for this

kitty talks tw unsanitary <- ig? lol just incase I don’t even think I wanna smoke blunts as my preferred method of weed I just think I’d be good at it
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jamaisvujjk

I’m sorry but I’m so fucking PISSED that people donate to ao3 meanwhile my friends, family, mutuals & so many other people are STARVING & HOMELESS & need help with MEDICAL EXPENSES. Like people are literally DYING & y’all out here donating to a website full of DISGUSTING ass stories. YALL ARE AWFUL FR

jamaisvujjk

Another one of these posts won’t hurt. If you or someone you know who needs help, add their paylinks to this post & share it

$wowtings on v/nm0 & c/sh/pp

brionnawilloughby on p/yp/l

communistkirby

hey, need some help affording rent for me and my family

$VLier on ca

Alix-March on vm

ao3 ppl: ppl can do what they want their money hunny xoxo

yeah and some ppl use it to fund fascists. You still ok w that? What about the fact that you’re directly funding an organization that allows raceplay, pedophilia, rape, and other stories? And no most of these stories aren’t condemning any of the aforementioned shit, it’s blatantly sexualized. AO3 knows abt this, and still refuses to screen content. It’s also getting WAY more money than it actually needs to stay online/keep the domain, they just know that every single one of you are suckers that will drain your bank for them if they ask. Get a fucking life, if you wanna spend your money so bad on something that supports real authors, donate to a library or buy a book directly from an author. I promise there’s other shit out there you can enjoy. Hell it’s literally a market thing now to make books like fanfics. Go on “booktok” and I’m sure you’ll find something that fits your taste. (Also, not as important, but the fact that you refuse to read about anything using anyone other than borrowed pre-established characters, with narratives that, for the vast majority, can be boiled down to a few TV tropes pages, says something Not Very Good about your reading comprehension level. And that level affects how vulnerable you are to things such as propaganda and manipulation, to name just two. This affects you the real world very tangibly. Please try to branch out??)

keep seeing ‘keep goin ao3 girlies I love you uwu’ tyoe shit if I didn’t make this post I was gonna overheat and explode. it’s. astounding how this can be literally spelled out for you all and y’all just plug your ears and play dumb I’m certain that a significant portion of these ‘ao3 ppl’ know this is stupid af and use their little strawman bc they got nothing else I mean. you literally can’t log on ao3 without seeing some vile shit. it’s everywhere. and don’t even think abt coming on this post and co-opting real criticisms abt media censorship into pedo/racist support. I’ll kill you. kitty talks
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Brittany Delaney is a single Black mother of 2 who is also battling Lupus. She has had 3 strokes, multiple seizures, and numerous hospitalizations, all while encountering medical racism. She can really use monetary help as well as prayers. Her c*shapp is $survivinglupus30 and V3nmo Brittany-Delaney-3. Please spread - she is back in the hospital as of today (April 25).