I am an extreme cat person but let it be known that if I see anyone blazed pictures of their cats just bc tumblr told them to I’m gonna hope that it gets a severe UTI and pees nasty infected piss all over your favorite things. I could be a lot meaner but I don’t want anyone overly sensitive coming at me lmao. If y’all got money to spend on useless, meaningless shit you got money to give to ppl who actually need it. Next thing you know tumblr is gonna reinvent crypto w it’s hot new thing “TumblrBucks” and y’all are gonna be crawling on your stomachs to get it and be all “It’s not the saaameee, they’re doing it IRONICALLY” and I’m gonna laugh when you drop 1,000 dollars down the drain
Anonymous asked:
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?




